A plea to the rain gods
Why hast thou forsaken me oh god(s) of rain?
Why hast thou brought forth thy bounty this weekend? Why not next weekend? I’m not supposed to go camping at the Outer Banks next weekend. Noooo… I’m supposed to go this weekend. But here I am, sitting at my computer instead of on the beach. Why? Because its raining.
So I beseech thee oh rain god(s), please stop the rain.
Let me go to the beach.
Please?
I’ll give you a cookie!
Damn.